Elite?

In every society there is a group that think is better than others. Among the Erasmus students it's even more visible since we are not such a big community. They walk around with their heads up and give everyone scornful, depreciating looks...
We've been observing them for a while... You want people to hate you? Here is what it gets!

1. Get yourself a team
It's only funny if are in the group. Preferably a group of your own nationals so that nobody could understand your inside jokes. Not too many people though - ask people to write prior written request in order to join the group. It's called prestige.

2. Have perspectives
You can't just be a student. You need to be a student of a perspective faculty. The one that gives you the right ask other people "And what are you going to do after this studies?". Ask that question a lot by the way. Don't let people forget you are the future of Europe.

3. Posh location
You can only look at people with despise if you live in a luxurious apartment. No dormitories or joined spaces. Walk around telling everybody how awesome your apartment is. Stress it out at every occasion. Even if it's not true. You will never have guests to check this out.

4. Festa!
Make a party. Make sure everybody knows you organise it. Invite only chosen people. Make it a secret. Let the rest know they were not chosen. Make posed photos showing how much fun it was (even if you were just eating cookies over a poor tv series). Publish them on facebook [Elite bitches!]

5. Express your hate
Remember- you hate everyone. You have everything. You hate your homeland and the one you are currently in. You hate the weather there and the weather here even more. You hate locals and your own nationals. You can have at maximum ONE thing you like (your hair/ coffee/ new shoes/A bar). Never smile.

That's it - you are there! Congratulations!

 / complaints and claims if people actually start hating you will not be accepted by the editors/