Erasmus is a period of exaggerated emotions and urges. That's a fact. You are far from home, far from friends and lovers... and there is a temptation to take advantage of that! There are people who make the best of it and some who just go with the flow and sometimes wake up somewhere they would never like to be found. Let's find out which of them are you - just take our psycho-test!
1. Did it happen to you to wake up next to somebody whose name you didn't remember?
a. Yes of course - remembering the name of somebody you are not going to see ever again is a waste of energy!
b. Yes, but I try to make it up to her/him with a proper date (even though she/he was not especially a synonym of beauty)
c. No! I sleep only in my own bed with my teddy bear, mummy gave me at the age of 6.
2. Are you meeting somebody just because you need something particular of her/him?
a. Does moving in with her/him in order not to pay rent count?
b. Only to make us both happy (like sleeping together in her/his flat to avoid my turn of cleaning the flat).
c. What do you mean? I am not meeting anyone- I am here to study!
3. How many people are you seeing at the same time?
a. Are there limits? I didn't realise...
b. Just one. it may be temporary but it's facebook official!
c. My room-mates, my professors... that would be around 20?
MOST ANSWERS: A - You got just right!
Erasmus is not about commitments and you seem to know it! Just try not to get pregnant or engaged (!). Save your money for protection- condoms seem to cost more then alcohol. Be careful when you want to get laid with two girls/boys who are friends or room- mates. They might spread the news about your performance in bed and you will never get laid again!
MOST ANSWERS: B - You got it all wrong!
Do you really believe that you can have a relationship just for 3 months? And then come back home like nothing happened? We are terribly sorry but that happens only in movies. There are two options: you either fooling yourself or somebody will cry soon. Unless you are ready to stay here forever and become an italian mamma/ mercato fish seller... RUN!!!
MOST ANSWERS: C - Just go home...
You are officially lost. We have no advice for you.
xo xo
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