The dark days have begun when the sun and warm summer days are just a blur memory... And since also the great contest of WHO HAS SPENT THE LEAST ON ELECTRICITY? started and you cannot simply switch on the heating system in your apartment. Rumor has it, that there is a flat where less than 20e was paid!
So send a message to all your friends that in case they were cooking something OR ironing clothes you want to know. In that case every time someone produces some extra heat you will be there to enjoy it! Don't let it get wasted!
Of course you can walk around from shop to shop trying to unfreeze your fingers but there is a big chance that somebody will eventually ask you what the hell are you doing there every evening looking like The Little Match Girl.
The only other reasonable thing to do is to take another person to bed with you.. Or better- crush at her/his place and convince them that the whole electricity master contest is just a stupid children game and that they really, really should switch the radiator on... In this way you have not only nice moments in a cosy place but also cut out the competition...
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